Sunday, February 8, 2009

Just tryin to save a buck or two....


Okay. I have been told by more than one person that I need to make an entry. So here goes.....I have not been inspired by anyone or anything today. So I guess I will write about nothing. (Hey that would make a great tv show...oh, it already is one.)


Anyway, I have decided to help this family get on a tightened budget. In doing so, I went online to look for coupons. It started around 9:00 this evening. Now it is almost 11:00. I have filled out survey after survey. I have lied about my age and our family income. My phone number is the number to the budget movie theater. I run marathons and our family travels abroad, regularly. We have a vacation home and a hum-v. I also have a Ph.D. and Doug practices medicine. So what type of coupons do you think they sent me? None. I guess when you are as rich and good looking as us they figured we don't need coupons. Oh the life of living the American dream.


Good night.

2 comments:

  1. Heeee heeee heeee! See how it is with liberals running the country! They punish you for being successful! Shame on all of you who voted for NObama!

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  2. why in the name of heaven have you been lying to me all these years about having to watch your spending?? here you are so well off and all! why haven't you given your old ma some of your wealth? heck, i've been lying a little myself. actually, i've been teaching pole dancing at the moose lodge since last july. you didn't even know i could wrap myself around one of those because i've been keeping it a big secret. there are two of us down there teaching~~~the other is a young woman that teaches the younger and more slim clients. i'm doing the older, more 'mature', robust (hefty is more like it) gals. we're having trouble with the pole coming loose from the ceiling when us older, mature gals start pulling and banging around on it. i'm thinking of quitting the poles and going to belly dancing. think it would help me lose some of the area around the 'belly'. thus, belly dancing. i need your input now that i've revealed this secret part of my life. i hope you aren't too disappointed in me.

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